Tfw tumblr posts the same thing twice
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that first colonized the new world that planted the seed of racism in north america
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Zodiac Pisces thought.
nobody hates preteen scene kids more than hot topic employees i promise you
actual quote from an employee “when they come in here its always a reminder that i went through the “tacos xD” phase its like scene kid relapse. ban them from hot topic…”